Keyboard player leaves after monkey sex scandal

Indigo Keyboard icon Dony has left the band after numerous tabloid allegations about his private life. Rumours in last week's press centred on his mysterious relations with Gibbons belonging to London Zoo, and his press agent Dianne Fossey refused to confirm or deny the allegations. "I refuse to confirm or deny the allegations" she said whilst shopping in London's ChimpMart pet store. Hoardes of gutter journalists are currently laying siege to Dony's palatial Horsham residence.

Dony now plans to venture into the soundtrack industry. If you think you know of a worthwhile project that may require his services, please email:

tony_boniface@hotmail.com